Shitty Services

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Federation service

We federate with anyone and everyone as long as it's legal

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Tracking free

We will not track you or sell your data

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Cancer guarantee

You are guaranteed to get cancer or your money back

About Shitty Services

We are the shittiest federation service around!

Shitty Services is a collection of federation software services provided for free by @sjw

Our software suite currently includes Pleroma, Misskey, Funkwhale, Activity Relay, and Plume.

We do our best to protect your information and privacy and we do not track you or sell your data.

Features

All of our software is 100% glutin free

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Full Desktop Support

Our services can usually be viewed in a desktop browser without issue

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Support

You can usually get help and support if you need it

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Subsonic API

Neckbeard Sounds has Subsonic API compatability with support for on-the-fly transcoding

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Settings

We have settings that you can set to change stuff

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Privacy

We will never sell your data

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Cloud Computing™

We use only the highest quality free-range, organic, and cage-free cloud computing™

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Peers

5500+

Custom emojis

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Posts
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Winning awards

Client Says

What people are saying about us

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Your New SJW Waifu

@sjw

I'm very good at pretending I know what I'm doing

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This Guy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe I can use these spots for a Patreon or something

Available Services

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H.M.S. Neckbeard
Pleroma
  • 200 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Foxgirl mascot
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • Works with Mastodon® apps
  • Elixir
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Skipper's Bin
Misskey
  • 200 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Catgirl Mascot
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • #comf
  • Node.js
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Neckbeard Sounds
Funkwhale
  • 200 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Subsonic API
  • On-the-fly transcoding
  • More storage upon request
  • Python
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Autizmo
Plume
  • 200 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Start your own blog
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • Easy editor
  • Rust
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Shitty Relay
Activity Relay
  • Reliable
  • Federates with all instances
  • Increase your federation
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • Secure
  • Python
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Contact

I will usually respond within 3 days

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