We federate with anyone and everyone as long as it's legal
We will not track you or sell your data
You are guaranteed to get cancer or your money back
We are the shittiest federation service around!
Shitty Services is a collection of federation software services provided for free by @sjw.
Our software suite currently includes Pleroma, Misskey, Email, and Mumble.
We do our best to protect your information and privacy and we do not track you or sell your data.
All of our software is 100% glutin free
I rely on donations to keep these services afloat
What users are saying about us
I'm very good at pretending I know what I'm doing
The only social network where you can feel like a celebrity with the number of notifications you get.
I purchased a ShittyServices account and all it cost me was $100, my life, and my dignity. Thanks!
Social media the way you remember it!
Made me addicted to anime girls
10/10 would hugg and snugg and fugg
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
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THIS GUY FUGGS!
NO FLUORIDE IN HIS POOP DIAMONDS
I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!
My life was shitty before I joined shitty services. After a few months on it, my life changed, I begin to like anime, lolis, cuteposting, blobcats and Linux but I still feel like shit.
I never thought I would actually get cancer!
I was not comfortable posting lolis before, but on shitty services, the fear goes away!
They tried to kill his web presence, now he adds services like there's no tomorrow. I suspect SJW to be deploying Internet 2 by 2022.
That's right. I've fugged and licc'd waifus. Fugged and licc'd just about anything drawn or animated one time or another.
And I'm here to fugg and licc your new waifu. For what you did to.
I used to think I knew people who liked anime waifs, but Ess Jay Dubya likes them more. He likes them so much his friends never have to look for one again. He even got me some hotties in Hugo Boss. Thanks Lonnie Childs!
Baest is the only place you can go to avoid the constant and consistent psychological rape of my mind by Illuminati lizard men.
I fucking hate social media, but I hate Baeat slightly less.
Full of hellthreads CYBERBULLIES
"licc" and "fugg" degenerated FAGGOTS
Still better than a FLUORIDE INJECTION in the HEAD
"shitty services" makes my gamer girl pp hard.
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