Shitty Services

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Federation service

We federate with anyone and everyone as long as it's legal

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Tracking free

We will not track you or sell your data

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Cancer guarantee

You are guaranteed to get cancer or your money back

About Shitty Services

We are the shittiest federation service around!

Shitty Services is a collection of federation software services provided for free by @sjw

Our software suite currently includes Pleroma, Misskey, Email, and Mumble.

We do our best to protect your information and privacy and we do not track you or sell your data.

Features

All of our software is 100% glutin free

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Full Desktop Support

Our services can usually be viewed in a desktop browser without issue

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Support

You can usually get help and support if you need it

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Hear The Redpills

Baest Talk is your one stop shop for shitposting with sound

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Settings

We have settings that you can set to change stuff

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Privacy

We will never sell your data and use military grade™ encryption

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Cloud Computing™

We use only the highest quality free-range, organic, and cage-free cloud computing™ straight from my closet

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Available Services

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Baest
Pleroma
  • 256 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Foxgirl mascot
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • Works with Mastodon® apps
  • Elixir
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TBD
Funkwhale
  • 200 MB upload
  • Federates with all instances
  • Subsonic API
  • On-the-fly transcoding
  • More storage upon request
  • Python
Coming Soon™
TBD
PeerTube
  • 2 GB daily upload limit
  • 50 GB account upload limit
  • More storage upon request
  • Federates with all instances
  • Mastodon® Network™ compatible
  • Node.js
Coming Soon™
Baest Talk
Mumble
  • Opus audio support
  • Shitposting with sound
  • 1000 simultaneous users
  • Fully encrypted connection
  • 1 Mbps audio support
  • C++
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Shitty Link
Kutt
  • Make any link shitty
  • Privacy respecting
  • Custom links
  • Analytics
  • #comf API
  • Node.js
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Shitty Tracker
Open Tracker
  • Open to anyone
  • Supports TLS with PFS
  • Great uptime
  • Scrape supported
  • Works with virtually every client
  • Go
Coming Soon™
Shitty Files
linx-server
  • 10 GiB upload limit
  • Set expiery
  • Password Protect
  • Paste text
  • Hotlinking allowed
  • Go
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Fedora Email
Wildduck
  • IMAP/POP3
  • Virus scanning
  • Full unicode support
  • 2FA support
  • GPG support
  • Node.js
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Contact

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